He was KIDNAPPED.

Shun's Homecoming

Arrival Date: June 21, 2008

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Me: Yo Thackery. Guess who came in the mail?

Sakuri: Your mom.

Me: No, nice try.


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Sakuri: Oh no. It really is him. Do you know what a troublemaker this little monster is?

Me: You're not a drama queen so stop exaggerating. It's your job to make him feel at home.


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Sakuri: When you wake up with bubblegum in your hair, you'll see. Now let's just get this over with.


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Sakuri: Bad news, Sen. The package ran away!


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Me: He's gone! KIDNAPPED. Help me look for him, Thack!


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Sakuri: Just chill a second. He'll show up when he gets sick of his own game.


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Me: Stop standing around and DO something!


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Sakuri: I'm doing something by standing around.

Me: Don't get fresh with me!


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Sakuri: Jeez, chill. And give me some room to breathe. I'll think of something...


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Sakuri: Here. I'll go upstairs and look. I bet that kid has already found the TV by now.

Me: ...Good idea. You go do that.


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Sakuri: If I were as little and annoying as Shun, what's the first thing I would do?

Me: *stares at Thackery's back* I think I have an idea.


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Sakuri: Yeah? Well I know I'd at least pull a prank, like slapping a note onto someone's back with a message like "Kick Me." But Shun's not smart enough for that.

Me: Uh... Thackery?


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Shun: What a dork.


Sincerely,

Nobody ♥